Johnny Jingles
Johnathan "Johnny" Jingles was a trickster.
The Yeast Years[edit | edit source]
In his twenties Johnny reportedly lived out of a canvas rucksack nicknamed the Yeast City. Witnesses claim it contained a kettle, four maps that disagreed with one another, and a folding street, enough, Johnny said, to “start a town on short notice.” He busked for travel money by trading custom “jingle-maps” that, when shaken, played hell.
Johnny's Land[edit | edit source]
His land. His beautiful land.
Isn't it nice?[1]
Johnny Jingles is displeased[edit | edit source]
He frequently becomes displeased.
Crimes[edit | edit source]
Johnny Jingles was wanted in the state of Massachusetts.
Meeting Vampy[edit | edit source]
On the 24th of July 2025, a day before his death, he met Vampy. He reportedly said "This is okay. I am not pleased or displeased. I am content."
- ↑ This part was made by a Johnny Jingles fan. Please ignore this. His land is shit.