Johnny Jingles

Johnathan "Johnny" Jingles was a trickster.

The Yeast Years

In his twenties Johnny reportedly lived out of a canvas rucksack nicknamed the Yeast City. Witnesses claim it contained a kettle, four maps that disagreed with one another, and a folding street, enough, Johnny said, to “start a town on short notice.” He busked for travel money by trading custom “jingle-maps” that, when shaken, played hell.

Johnny's Land

His land. His beautiful land.

Isn't it nice?

Johnny Jingles is displeased

He frequently becomes displeased.

Crimes

Johnny Jingles was wanted in the state of Massachusetts.

Meeting Vampy

On the 24th of July 2025, a day before his death, he met Vampy. He reportedly said "This is okay. I am not pleased or displeased. I am content."